MAY TWENTY SEVENTH 2008

Clean Looking DeskI like the look of it - not sure it'd ever be that useful to me.

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Science MachineThe music in the video may make you want to kill yourself (or at least I did), but the art work is worth a look.

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The Sphere of Fine Dining
I like the design of this furniture.
It almost looks like it's still being drawn up.
Like wooden sketches, that you can actually sit in.
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Stackable Chairs - that look and feel niceNo way!
Yea, that's what I said.
I'd have to actually get to sit in these, but the way this guy describes them, you'r imagine their like heaven.

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Lilly McElroyThis lady is pretty awesome.
I would say what she does is performance art, mixed with still art.
As she throws herself at strangers and takes a picture while doing it.

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Water Vapor ExhaustZero Emission Suzuki Crosscage, wow.
You can be green and dangerous at the same time.
I like it.

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Funny but gross Rubik's Cube adsMixing a babies arms and legs, then twisting them sideways, doesn't exactly make me smile.
But it does definitely catch my attention.

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Creepiest Blind Date EverHaha...Just watch.

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Food ArtNot like most other food art with just a fruit cut up to like a smiley face on crack.
Although the very first one is a bit intimidating.

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Blendtec's viral ad campaign, broken downIf you haven't heard of Blendtec yet just go youtube it and you'll find out.
There's a bunch of videos now of the blender destroying items, and doing it well.
LifeisOverpriced.com figures a nice break down of how they pulled it off.

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Google SitesThe people at Google never seem to stop creating cool new ways to utilize the internet.
And here is a new one, Google Sites.
Basically a site that helps you build a website, nothing new, but with google's mind and power behind it, it's bound to be great.

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Zappos Pays New Employees to Quit - WTF!?No Lie. They do.
Very interesting article that describes why Zappos does this and how it helps the bottom line.

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Bar RefaeliThis girl is ... wow.
Just something new I ran in to.

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Radio Controlled Penis...say what!?Yea, a flying RC Penis.
With balls and everything.
Genius.
Pure Genius.

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Devastating Insults from Around the WorldThese are some great insults.
So many new insults to use, and so many places to use them.
"I dream about farting on you" is just one of the many you will find here.
I'll honestly say I don't know when I'm going to tell someone "I dream about farting on you",
but I know when I do, it will be great.
Others include "Graze on my ass hair", "The Pope fucks you" or if you're feeling a little frisky, "Your mother sucks bears in the forest".
A good one to let the ladies know, "Brush your teeth, my dick will be inspecting soon!"

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Sketch a human body and locate the Following:a. plank of wood
b. a ruby stuck in my forehead
c. words can't really describe this picture

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Dear JessicaI've tried a letter like this,
it doesn't seem to to the job at a bar...
on a napkin...

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Amazing Peice of TechnologyYou'll be amazed, I gauruntee it (unless you've heard of it before, then just move along).Here's a link to the website he mentions

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GreatGlam.comI may be a perv, but these are some of the hottest clothing models I've seen in a while.
I mean this top is called the bronco
The names of some of these put words to my mouth where words are lost.
I mean just take a look at a few more:
 Innovative (sure is...I actually like the conservative look more than the flashy, almost nude-look)
 Thunder (Where there's thunder theres...a nice rack. But seriously, I applaud like thunder)
 Utilize This (I will)
 Simply Deep (Is it really?)

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The 7 Habits of Highly Effective Internet Uesrs

I'm intersted in the "Feeling Horny" and "Social Networking" mix...hmmm...
AdultFriendFinder here I come.
But if I wanted to have an actual relationship I'd be on Facebook.

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Most Memorable Pin-Up Posters (That We Missed)
Great collection from asylum of pin-ups that weren't too famous, but definitely could've been.

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Gaming FashionPersonal Favorites from this list:
 Pac-Man hat - Now I'm not saying I'd wear this in public...maybe just on halloween.
 8-bit Tie - Awesome tie. Would like it better if it wasn't a clip-on.
 Tetris Mirror - Cool mirror, for those vain tetris players.
 Pac-Man Shot Glasses
 Your Mom Shirt

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Don't Mess With Texas
"We're a gun toting state. We have a lot of John Wayne in our blood. We're gonna shoot first and ask questions later."
Exactly.
A robbery went down and the robber ended up shot dead.

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Steven Seagal Emotion Chart
Steven Seagal is one tough guy,
but you'd never be able to tell by his face.

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If Nintendo Made Halo 3
The Red VS Blue guys are always entertaining, here is a good one from them.

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The Real Simpsons
Making animations in the real human form is always tricky,
and this time proves to be no different.
Someone took the time to design what the Simpsons would look like in real human form.

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Insane Instrument
An instrument that could literally drive you nuts!
(not "drive your nuts", as some people would like)

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gloggomobil
This "kids" toy works like a music box, but it lets you direct the music.
I'm in love with this product, but definitely not the price tag.

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Rainbow
This is a rainbow you can buy.
I almost would like to get this for my desk at work,
but then I'd have a rainbow on my desk...
But this thing is still cool.
Once again, not a fan of the price tag on it.

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Funny Stop Signs
These stop signs have hidden messages to get people to actually stop at them,
but the government doesn't find them 'uniform' enough for their standards.

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Whacky Vending Machines
Funny that half of these are Japanese.
They all are pretty cool in theory, not sure if I'd use them all.
I do need a marijuana vending

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Bionic Exoskeleton - Suits of the Future
Cool suits that could be at a store near you - soon! (maybe)

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Chubby Kid Work Out
Watch this guy,
you may learn a thing or two.

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Overweight Monkeys
Fat ass monkeys.
This is what happens when you GIVE them bananas and they don't go climbing around for them.

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R2D2 Projector
It can mobilize itself and you get a millinium falcon remote!
Star Wars fans pull your jaw back up after watching the video on Gizmodo.
Simply amazing.

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UtiliTILE
A tile, not a floor tile, a wall tile, that you can use to store your utensils.
The downside to this is that the placement of your utensils is preset,
so no literal throwing will be going on here.
Now who ever thinks of that one has something even more valuable!

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The creative Frenzy of Arne Quinze
I'm loving the almost purposefully random art made here.
And the construction-work-orange color of the creations.

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SKYplay on Flikr
Amazing photos with a simple formula:
1 part Nice Cloudy Day
1 Thing
1 Creative Minded Photographer

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Yakisugi House, Terunobu Fujimori
I am loving the style here.
The all wood rooms are beautiful, and the overhanding attic-like space is a bit crazy, but cool.

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People Are Ideas
NotCot.org Description: "Y.O.C. BOX: "Year Of Creativiy Box" is an Admcom self promotion. It contains 366 illustrated business cards which show different,
imaginative professions (one per day), all of them addressed to the recipient."
All the cards are very intuitive in design, but very creative in execution.

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An amazing new revolution is coming...
You asked for change...
Arm Wrestling + Tetris = Tresling

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Minnesota's statewide mullet contest winner announced!!!
So Minnesota

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$360,000,000,000 (AKA Three Hundred and Sixty BILLION Dolla Bills Y'all)
Now that's a lot of money...
Especially when you take a check to a bank and try to cash it!
Charles Ray Fuller had no problem attempting this one.

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Will Ferrell + Shaq = ?
Well if you like Ferrell and Shaq, then you'll definitely like this.
From a few years back, but a good, clean laugh.

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What are your plans for your body after death?
This article could give you some ideas on what to do with it.

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What Guy's Think About in Class
A man's POV when he's stuck in class.

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Refacing Government Tender
Ever got a dollar bill that had lincoln with a face mask on?
This guy probably did it.

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Movies that could shape your life.
Make a list of 10 influential movies, that if watched in your adolescent years, could shape who you become.

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Twistori

"this is the first step in an ongoing social experiment, based on twitter. inspired by wefeelfine and drawing data from summize, hand-crafted by amy hoy and
thomas fuchs."
Crazy little site, grabs info using twitter, using some keywords.
Interesting idea - I like.

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Seriously...stop playing
When a joke goes a few steps too far.
Spider.

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Trapped in an Elevator for 41 hours...with diarrhea!!!
Hahahaha.
Halirious parody of the recent man who was really trapped in an elevator for 41 hours before being found.